There’s a lesbian couple at my school, and when they were kissing in the hallway today, these two obnoxious girls walked by and started cackling and going, “Ewww, that is so gross!”

Besides making me angry as hell, it also made me realize that this whole thing with me and the girl I have a crush on is probably never going to happen, even if the .0000001% chance that she also likes girls and even further, likes me back, is in my favor.